Kácoxý xútenù! Í ságo kilaqô å fernócàlli úlaqë å Bureniù.

Language Edit

Well, we've standardized some things for our dialects, but I'd like to keep this a Gibberish wiki, so I propose to stop doing anything on the language (besides phonology and nation names) and let it develop as it did in the beginning. 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 16:48, àprål 24, 2013 (UTC)

Okay, you got my support :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:25, àprål 25, 2013 (UTC)
Okay :) 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 16:06, àprål 25, 2013 (UTC)
Anyway, did you add this just so this forum would be used? :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 21:26, àprål 25, 2013 (UTC)

If we don't develop it any further, then no-one else (including other users) will be able to read at least half of what was written at all. :P 77topaz (talk) 05:46, àprål 26, 2013 (UTC)

Are we able to read the pages then? Síbe ÿfriù kísèp nébù pó drábìn plöciskû. Sásto íder èpålar, máre embûr kýreste báló hì sandó. (from Âbréstixo Nútskýjer) No idea what these sentences mean :P
@OWTB: Maybe I did :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 07:08, àprål 26, 2013 (UTC)

Some general information about Burenia Edit

  • Population: 137,849
  • Government: Republic
  • Currency: 1 fòglë = 100 bîrac
  • Anthem: Sagó ÿxken mèrta

4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 13:55, àprål 26, 2013 (UTC)

Okay, PRÖ! :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 14:31, àprål 26, 2013 (UTC)
Didn't we have a Tùsk template for that? :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 18:59, cësqì 8, 2013 (UTC)
 :o Probably :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 08:13, cësqì 9, 2013 (UTC)

Alright. As the dialects of our islands seem to differ radically, even in modern terms, such as nation names (:P), it means they probably don't interact a lot and the regions are probably very autonomous. Right? :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 15:41, àprål 26, 2013 (UTC)

Well, I think we could change the nation names a bit, and let them be a bit more similar to the nation names in other dialects. But I agree that they probably don't interact that much :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 16:32, àprål 26, 2013 (UTC)
Mwah.. We could also just say that your dialect is takavíhki :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:36, àprål 27, 2013 (UTC)
Not sure what that means :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 10:40, àprål 27, 2013 (UTC)
You don't know takavíhki? :o --OuWTBsjrief-mich 10:47, àprål 27, 2013 (UTC)
Sadly I don't :( 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 10:54, àprål 27, 2013 (UTC)
Alright, take a look at this sentence: "Kòbdijålekt ságo takavíhki." You get it now? :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 10:57, àprål 27, 2013 (UTC)
Yes :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 10:58, àprål 27, 2013 (UTC)
Hahaha, good :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 11:02, àprål 27, 2013 (UTC)
Getikt? That's the closest I can come up with. :P 77topaz (talk) 21:40, àprål 27, 2013 (UTC)
Well, it's a combination of eigenaardig (uniquely strange), wrong, and idiot :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 11:38, àprål 28, 2013 (UTC)
Not sure how those connect to the word "takavíkhi". :P 77topaz (talk) 01:29, cësqì 10, 2013 (UTC)
Etymologically not :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 08:59, cësqì 10, 2013 (UTC)
Then how did you expect 4kant to understand what it meant? :P 77topaz (talk) 07:06, cësqì 11, 2013 (UTC)
Well, takavíhki had been used a million times in the chat already :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 17:03, cësqì 11, 2013 (UTC)
When was that? :P 77topaz (talk) 08:22, cësqì 13, 2013 (UTC)
In the early days, when Semyon was still active here :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 10:48, cësqì 13, 2013 (UTC)
I have never actually seen the chat here being used. :P 77topaz (talk) 04:16, cësqì 15, 2013 (UTC)
I believe it was the wikination chat though :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 10:20, cësqì 15, 2013 (UTC)
Burenian being used on the Lovian chat? :P 77topaz (talk) 01:11, cësqì 16, 2013 (UTC)
Yes :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:07, cësqì 16, 2013 (UTC)
That makes sense. :P 77topaz (talk) 09:47, cësqì 16, 2013 (UTC)
It does indeed :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:35, cësqì 17, 2013 (UTC)
Burenian being used on the Brunanter chat does also make sense :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 09:43, cësqì 17, 2013 (UTC)
No, for some reason it doesn't :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 10:41, cësqì 17, 2013 (UTC)
 :( 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 11:20, cësqì 17, 2013 (UTC)

Citizens (Píxuqë) Edit

I propose that everyone who has done more than 20 edits can become a citizen. Then everyone on this list is a citizen :) 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 15:21, cësqì 19, 2013 (UTC)

Tùsk Tùsk :) 77topaz (talk) 03:52, cësqì 20, 2013 (UTC)

 :) 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 06:46, cësqì 20, 2013 (UTC)
Tùsk Tùsk --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:02, cësqì 20, 2013 (UTC)
 :) :) :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 14:05, cësqì 20, 2013 (UTC)

Alright, I proposed this so I of course agree with it, so now 75% of the píxuqë agree (100% of the active ones), and now we just have to decide the Citizen Rights. I propose this:

A citizen can
  1. Vote
  2. Participate in elections
  3. Buy another house
  4. (Have I forgotten something?)

Tùsk Tùsk 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 14:05, cësqì 20, 2013 (UTC)

Looks good I think :) --OuWTBsjrief-mich 16:20, cësqì 20, 2013 (UTC)
I know :P BTW, is that a Tùsk? 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 16:23, cësqì 20, 2013 (UTC)
Possibly :o --OuWTBsjrief-mich 18:36, cësqì 20, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, it looks good. :) 77topaz (talk) 19:13, cësqì 20, 2013 (UTC)
Good :) 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 19:51, cësqì 20, 2013 (UTC)

How to get Burenia active again Edit

Does anyone have an idea? :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 07:30, kuxkurÿ 17, 2013 (UTC)

Generally, wikis are active when stupid things occur :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 08:42, kuxkurÿ 17, 2013 (UTC)
Like a pointless discussion? Or a hamlet called "Svârjë" or "Naranja"? Or undemocratic elections in Tagog? :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 11:21, kuxkurÿ 17, 2013 (UTC)
Or a civil war. Civil wars work best, but they leave a lot of mess :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 12:07, kuxkurÿ 17, 2013 (UTC)
Linguistically Burenia already is a mess though :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 13:49, kuxkurÿ 17, 2013 (UTC)
Why? :o --OuWTBsjrief-mich 05:10, kuxkurÿ 18, 2013 (UTC)
Because everyone refuses to speak any Burenian dialect but their own, so nobody can understand people who are from neither Uxykascar nor Ankélot'apca :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 06:45, kuxkurÿ 18, 2013 (UTC)
Do you consider that a problem? :o --OuWTBsjrief-mich 06:11, kuxkurÿ 19, 2013 (UTC)
Actually, not :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 06:35, kuxkurÿ 19, 2013 (UTC)
That would make your point invalid :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 17:11, kuxkurÿ 19, 2013 (UTC)
It seems like we successfully made Burenia active again :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 14:10, njùklova 17, 2013 (UTC) Yes, I posted this to let Burenia remain active :P
Tsss... That only works in Mäöres :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 14:49, njùklova 17, 2013 (UTC)
Neklýxef :o 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 16:10, njùklova 17, 2013 (UTC)
We'll see :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 06:19, njùklova 18, 2013 (UTC)
You know this discussion keeps Burenia active even though it's nonsensical, right? :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 13:26, njùklova 18, 2013 (UTC)
Indeed, but it's still related to the wiki. Something which is not as common in Mäöres :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 14:42, njùklova 19, 2013 (UTC)

Uxykascardijålekt ságñì standarddijålekt Bureniaxù Edit


Prèinašt thlunguvałù: Ankélot'apcanska su standarddijålekt!

Nà'ï siá píra càllùmì Uxykascardijålektå, p'à necàllùmì takavíhki Ankélot'apcadijålekt p'å takavíhkitakavíhki Kòbdijålekt. Pixuqë nï refýsa å lôrni Standardbureniaxedijålekt lúsvìł våtrÿts. Ágrï ałà pråposàl? 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 17:14, kuxkurÿ 25, 2013 (UTC)

Nôn, klarut Ankélot'apcanska ságo standarddijålekt neÿ takavíhki Šcšcšcšc-dijålekt :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 08:46, kuxkurÿ 26, 2013 (UTC)
Sâdlì takavíhki Ankélot'apcadijålekt ságo standarddijålekt łátoskù Ankélot'apcù, men netakavíhki Uxykascardijålekt ságo standarddijålekt łátoskù Uxykascù, pá Tåpasakåritu ók ságo mipórtañ dijålekt łátoskù Míbinârù, så dijålekt ságñì standarddijålekt tåtálù Bureniù. P'à łÿt'e Ankélot'apcatâle càllùre Standardbureniaxe Uxykascardijålekt t'a nes'àgå pråplëmo. 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 11:49, kuxkurÿ 26, 2013 (UTC)
Sagňì nesago urdu :P Tàku: Łátoskù Ankélot'apcù ma su standarddijålekt Ankélot'apcanska; Łátoskù Uxykašcar ma su standarddijålekt Uxykašcardijålekt; Crappykòb ma su standarddijålekt Kòbdijålekt ÿ Míbinârù ma su standarddijålekt Tåpasdijålekt. Totálù Bureniù nema standarddijålekt, men mågas càllu tòta dijålekt tòtù platsiù, så càllu Uxykašcardijålekt Łátoskù Ankélot'apcù nesago problém ÿ vice-versa. --OuWTBsjrief-mich 14:48, kuxkurÿ 26, 2013 (UTC)
T'y níłe å tåtál Burenia nemà standarddijålekt pá neböfar, men tý protèstoqë níłe å Ankélot'apcanska ságñì standarddijålekt? Takavíhki è Svârjë! Svârjë! :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 16:09, kuxkurÿ 26, 2013 (UTC)
Prèia Thlunguvałù Ankélot'apcù (=Free Language Choice in Ankélot'apca), så Ankélot'apcanska ságo standarddijålekt Ankélot'apcù :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:07, kuxkurÿ 27, 2013 (UTC)
Men Ankélot'apcadijålekt ságo àlrádi standarddijålekt Ankélot'apcù! Så vë'ï protèsteqe tâle? 4kant,6XÅGRŸQË??? 13:31, kuxkurÿ 27, 2013 (UTC)
 :o Protèstume å Ankélot'apcanska stànut standarddijålekt! :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 14:22, kuxkurÿ 27, 2013 (UTC)
Men Ankélot'apcadijålekt neságñì standarddijålekt, Uxykascardijålekt ságñì standarddijålekt! :o 4kant,6XÅGRŸQË??? 16:20, kuxkurÿ 27, 2013 (UTC)
Nôn, tåtálù Bureniù neságo standarddijålekt. --OuWTBsjrief-mich 17:32, kuxkurÿ 27, 2013 (UTC)

Several political parties exist already, am I right? Could someone translate their names and views so I know which ones I would want to join? 77topaz (talk) 19:29, kuxkurÿ 27, 2013 (UTC)

The biggest parties in Łátoskì Ankélot'apcù are: Nationalist Christian Party, Demokrátfruntu (SLP in Lovia), Komuniškakë (Communists), and Nedepéndansparti (Party for the Independence of Uxašca). --OuWTBsjrief-mich 07:56, kuxkurÿ 28, 2013 (UTC)
And we also have the Party for Freedom and Democracy. 4kant,6XÅGRŸQË??? 15:31, kuxkurÿ 28, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, but they are not so big in Ankélot'apca cuz they won't accept Ankélot'apcanska as standarddijålekt :'( --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:26, kuxkurÿ 29, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, but I'm in Mibinaru, not Ankelot'apca, aren't I? :P What sort of policies does the Party for Freedom and Democracy have? 77topaz (talk) 10:48, kuxkurÿ 29, 2013 (UTC)
You should found your own party that stands for the Tåpasdijålekt: Mibinaru Nationalist Party :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 10:58, kuxkurÿ 29, 2013 (UTC)
ÑIM stands for freedom (surprize :P) of religion, language, dialect (as long as Uxykascardijålekt is the official standard dialect in Burenia), speech, education, and similar stuff, and it also supports democracy (also a surprize :P). 4kant,6XÅGRŸQË??? 13:12, kuxkurÿ 29, 2013 (UTC)
Uxykascar should not become the standard language for economic reasons: typing so much accents is bad for your finger health :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 14:12, kuxkurÿ 29, 2013 (UTC)
@4kant: Well, is it leftist or rightist? Progressive? Green or not? (etc.) :P 77topaz (talk) 21:07, kuxkurÿ 29, 2013 (UTC)
It is an extreme-rightist, conservative, nationalistic, and populist party :'( --OuWTBsjrief-mich 08:33, kuxkurÿ 30, 2013 (UTC)
I was asking 4kant, not you. :P 77topaz (talk) 10:52, kuxkurÿ 30, 2013 (UTC)
I know, but I want you to get both sides to the story :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 13:40, kuxkurÿ 30, 2013 (UTC)
How should I know that information is factual? I'm pretty sure that page is in the Uxykascar dialect. :P 77topaz (talk) 20:24, kuxkurÿ 30, 2013 (UTC)
You no longer trust me :'( --OuWTBsjrief-mich 07:45, kuxkurÿ 31, 2013 (UTC)
Heh, you were probably drunk when you wrote that. :P 77topaz (talk) 00:05, njùklova 1, 2013 (UTC)
No, not drunk. I was brackish though :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 08:16, njùklova 1, 2013 (UTC)
Kind-of drunk? :P 77topaz (talk) 10:49, njùklova 1, 2013 (UTC)
No, brackish :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 03:08, njùklova 2, 2013 (UTC)
@Tåpas: ÑIM is quite progressive :P 4kant,6XÅGRŸQË??? 05:45, njùklova 2, 2013 (UTC)
And colonialist :o --OuWTBsjrief-mich 15:54, njùklova 2, 2013 (UTC)
Oos, why do you keep trying to badmouth 4kant's party? :P 77topaz (talk) 20:31, njùklova 5, 2013 (UTC)
He doesn't like non-takavíhki standarddijålekts :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 07:45, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
Why don't we set a standarddijalekt-vote? Considering Semyon's inactive, there'd be three voters and thus a relatively simple majority. 77topaz (talk) 09:12, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
You consider that fair? Enforcing the will of the Uškár people? We should simply do as following: no official national language, each łàtoskí should get its own standarddijålekt, and on the national level it doesn't matter which dialect you use, as long as everyone can understand each other. --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:20, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
We should get something "standard", for international affairs and things like that. :P 77topaz (talk) 09:46, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
Tåpas klýxef. 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 10:00, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
Like they do in all African nations: English or French? :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 11:15, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
Nämmesje :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 11:20, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
Pro. :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 11:22, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
Tùsk Tùsk. 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 11:49, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
Tùsk Tùsk. So, that's our majority :P Hereby, we officially declare Nämmesje as our official language :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 11:53, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
Va ess di nämmesje ord för "svârjë"? :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 16:27, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
Should we choose something that resembles the dialects more closely from a linguistic point of view? :P 77topaz (talk) 19:48, njùklova 6, 2013 (UTC)
Like what? Nobody will accept any Burenian dialect but their ow, so that won't work. We don't know to which language family Burenian belongs (although is likely to be related to native languages of either Alaska or Siberia), so that won't work either. 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 07:59, njùklova 7, 2013 (UTC)
Ow, I thought it was an Eskimo-Aleut language :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:10, njùklova 7, 2013 (UTC)
That's indeed very likely :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 14:18, njùklova 7, 2013 (UTC)
Hahaha, the numbers are based on the Aleut language :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 06:44, njùklova 8, 2013 (UTC)
I know. Let's base the colors on the Chukchi language :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 16:34, njùklova 8, 2013 (UTC) Not that I allow any conlanging here at the moment :P
Hahahaha :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 03:08, njùklova 9, 2013 (UTC)

Grave insult by foreign power Edit

A secret tape has recorded Lovian Minister of Commerce Dave Leskromento saying 'Burenia is boring.' I suggest the Burenian government, fractured though it may be by linguistic strife, react as one to this calumny. :P --Semyon 14:24, njùklova 20, 2013 (UTC)

A "secret tape"? 77topaz (talk) 21:52, njùklova 20, 2013 (UTC)

Ankélot'apca propose a military invasion :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 06:55, njùklova 21, 2013 (UTC)

Men armia saho krapi. :'( --Semyon 07:47, njùklova 21, 2013 (UTC)

Nô, Lovianska armia ságo kràpi; ankélot'apcanska armia ságo nekonkeràbli! :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:23, njùklova 21, 2013 (UTC)

Guys, remember that this is Burenia, not Tagog; we don't need to get all military about things. :P 77topaz (talk) 10:50, njùklova 21, 2013 (UTC)

Armia! Armia! Armia! :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 06:53, njùklova 22, 2013 (UTC)

Would be funny. Don't know it's the best approach though. Maybe we pay Tagog to declare war on Lovia? :P --Semyon 07:48, njùklova 22, 2013 (UTC)

Tagog and Lovia are almost at opposite ends of the globe (if Tagog is in the Indian Ocean). :P 77topaz (talk) 11:45, njùklova 22, 2013 (UTC)

Tagog needs to be more active. --Semyon 14:53, njùklova 22, 2013 (UTC)

We should definitely react to this insult. I believe we can get some help from Tagog, and I'm pretty sure they've heard of this terrible insult at our embassy there as well :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 16:27, njùklova 22, 2013 (UTC)

How do we even know the authenticity of this insult? 77topaz (talk) 20:48, njùklova 22, 2013 (UTC)

That's don't matter :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:28, njùklova 24, 2013 (UTC)

It is authentic - if I had made it up (which I wouldn't, 'cause I'm a relatively honest person è) I would have made him say something a lot more exciting than 'Burenia is boring.' :P But of course, what Oos says is entirely correct too. :P --Semyon 09:31, njùklova 24, 2013 (UTC)

Alright, we gone get 'em! :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 10:54, njùklova 24, 2013 (UTC)

Don't you think it's a little over-the-top to invade a whole country over one small remark made by one person? :P 77topaz (talk) 11:33, njùklova 24, 2013 (UTC)

I'm missing your point.. :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 11:49, njùklova 24, 2013 (UTC)

I don't really think that Burenia should get involved in the Tagog situation, but if it does, rest assured that Kob will take the opposite side in the conflict to the rest of the nation. :P --Semyon 19:18, njùklova 24, 2013 (UTC)

I think he was referring to invading Lovia and not to Tagog :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 03:14, njùklova 25, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I was referring to the Burenia-Lovia situation. :P 77topaz (talk) 07:12, njùklova 25, 2013 (UTC)

True, but we officially asked Tagog to invade Lovia for us, therefore I think it's quite relevant. :P --Semyon 12:54, njùklova 25, 2013 (UTC)

We don't have any reason at all to invade Tagog, but this requires way more than just apologizing. 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 12:20, njùklova 25, 2013 (UTC)

Huh... We should invade Lovia (full stop) --OuWTBsjrief-mich 14:11, njùklova 26, 2013 (UTC)

That's a really unsafe idea... :P 77topaz (talk) 00:31, njùklova 27, 2013 (UTC)

Why? Provide us with a good support to this thesis :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:42, njùklova 27, 2013 (UTC)

Well, it'd cause a war with Lovia, Brunant, Libertas (some of the most "powerful" wikinations) and other wikinations, and Lovia (I think Burenia) is located close to the USA. :P 77topaz (talk) 22:22, njùklova 27, 2013 (UTC)

Tssss... :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:55, njùklova 28, 2013 (UTC)

Lovia is currently pretty unstable because of my threats to commit a coup. I could, of course, help a possible Burenian invasion along. Or at least profit from the threat of a possible invasion. Even when there won't be one. In return I would like some support for the legitimacy of my demands for the Lovian throne. Which, under Dimitri, is being occuppied by the lazy ass of a lazy man, who no longer cares for his people, his country or his duties. It's a win-win scenario and everyone would profit. Even Lovia, in the end. Or, not. Whatever. As long as I get that throne. The glorious First Consul of Rome (talk) 15:15, njùklova 28, 2013 (UTC)
I hope you realise that the Lovian throne hardly means anything at the moment? Reforms significantly reduced the power of the King, and, after all, Lovia has been able to cope with a King who's not active frequently for multiple years now. 77topaz (talk) 20:45, njùklova 28, 2013 (UTC)
I care not for power, I care for the throne, the title and the honour. Even if my function would be largely symbolic, I would love to take it upon myself, and do my job to the best of my abilities for as long as I shall live. It was never about power, nor influence. It was merely a matter of honour and prestige. The glorious First Consul of Rome (talk) 20:56, njùklova 28, 2013 (UTC) 

Burenian Goverment (Síłe Bureniù) Edit

I propose that Burenia is ruled by a Parliament, in which each łátoskì is represented by an equal number of representatives. What do you think of this proposal?

Tykùm å Burenia kespiqì åłè Parlimènta, zlíse varxì łátoskì representàtspiqì å sàmmù scàrnu representàtsìtâle. Xíqu ize täñus å pråposlim?

4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 08:46, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)

What would be its powers? --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:06, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)
Roughly the same as in other countries, I think :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 09:12, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)
Not sure if I want to give up Ankélot'apcas sovereignity for that :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 09:14, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)
The central government does things related to Burenia as a whole, the łátosko can still do their own things :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 09:16, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)
Well, I only agree if it's in case of international affairs, supreme court and a very basic constitution :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 10:07, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)
Tùsk Tùsk 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 10:35, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)
You inform Semyon and Tåpas? :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 10:36, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)
Sure :) 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 10:37, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)
Done :) 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 10:40, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)
Gùtsó :P --OuWTBsjrief-mich 11:02, fernósåmar 15, 2013 (UTC)
The proposal at the beginning of the section looks okay. 77topaz (talk) 01:53, fernósåmar 16, 2013 (UTC)
And what do you think of Oos's proposal? 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 09:41, fernósåmar 16, 2013 (UTC)

Kob se velik! Sile se takaviki polot disteruktuk Kobi fuk. :o EVIGI KONTERAAAAAA. / Коб се велик. Силе се такавики полот дистеруктур коби фук. ЭВИГИ КОНТЕРАААААА. --Semyon 10:39, dÿrdëmånad 9, 2013 (UTC)

Nedisterùktìmà Kòbitâleqë :o 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 12:25, dÿrdëmånad 9, 2013 (UTC)
Qytokant, ljùgjuns í thow :o --OuWTB 15:28, tìtsotsíxë 20, 2015 (UTC)
I was joking... :'( --Semyon 10:36, fernósåmar 3, 2015 (UTC)
 :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 05:37, fernósåmar 4, 2015 (UTC)

Cerýke Edit

As there has been some criticism on this wiki being solely about the dijålekts, I now added several municipalities as well :P --OuWTB 17:32, dÿrdëmånad 16, 2013 (UTC)

Gùto :o 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 10:55, dÿrdëmånad 17, 2013 (UTC)

Bevísì å Amerikánaqë ságoq takavíhki :P Edit

[1] :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 15:42, dÿrdëmånad 26, 2013 (UTC)

Voina möt Amerikánaqë!!! :o --OuWTB 15:48, dÿrdëmånad 26, 2013 (UTC)
Svârjë! Svârjë! 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 16:16, dÿrdëmånad 26, 2013 (UTC)

T'àgox Edit

Reséntìz màsxù novdiskúsàtsiaqë å frêndwikinàtsiù T'àgoxù, pá IWO pråposù invàtsia. Jàx tykùm å nemåsme invàdéri T'àgoxu, men suppórti regîmì presidéntù Kanto Qyto pá stôdi nåstì frêndiqë î kàñxekrígù. Xìkùmì trüppaqë å T'àgoxa si àgriùte å mà pråposlim. 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 15:22, spëtxår 4, 2013 (UTC)

Asi resentum. Se muchipati sadifikand. :'( --Semyon 18:01, spëtxår 4, 2013 (UTC)
Tùsk Kanto Qyto! --OuWTB 18:25, spëtxår 4, 2013 (UTC)
Gùto! :) 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 18:37, spëtxår 4, 2013 (UTC)

Måsme invàdéri Lóviu? Edit

Lóviatâlo màkuna pråposál Burenium å invàdéri Lóviu. Klarût måsme göri något å takavíhkù dijålektaqù, så måsme invàdéri qÿ nô? :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 07:56, tìtsotsíxë 17, 2014 (UTC)

Måsme!!! :P --OuWTB 09:25, tìtsotsíxë 17, 2014 (UTC)
Gùto :P Í mà pråposál fördèlniù standarddijålektaqù:
Uxykascardijålekt: Klymenù, Tłÿ'ù (:P) p'à Kiñsù.
Ankélot'apcadijålekt: Oscènnù, Sylvániù.
Svârjë! Svârjë! :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 11:57, tìtsotsíxë 17, 2014 (UTC)
Fordèlume ne Tłÿu así? :P --OuWTB 16:33, tìtsotsíxë 17, 2014 (UTC)
Tłÿ'ù càllñì mà dijålektå :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 21:29, tìtsotsíxë 17, 2014 (UTC)

Aeowauhga ewuagpoiw gwaeuiohwa biuaw Lovia eqauhgewa? TimeMaster (talkcontribs) 02:59, tìtsotsíxë 18, 2014 (UTC)

Vër ságoq t'à dijåkrìtiqë? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 07:08, tìtsotsíxë 18, 2014 (UTC)

Zcòm Standarddijålektaqù Edit

  1. Bureniù callù ałe kaxwyñyq: Bureniaxe pó Eñlixe (Amerikándijålekt).
    1. Amerikándijålekt ságo mykefötakavíhki.
  2. Bureniaxe ma vèlik dijålektaqë.
    1. Vàrxi łátoskì ma standarddijålekt.
    2. Nàtsionálni standarddijålektaqë e'e Uxykascardijålekt pá Ankélot'apcadijålekt.
    3. Nàtsionálni standarddijålektaqë nekàniq sága takavíhki.
    4. Nestandarddijålektaqë ságoq takavíhki.
  3. Vàrxi píxukem Bureniù kàñìt càlli standarddijålekt.

--QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:11, tìtsotsíxë 22, 2014 (UTC)

Tùsk Tùsk :P --OuWTB 11:15, tìtsotsíxë 23, 2014 (UTC)
Tùsk Tùsk :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:23, tìtsotsíxë 23, 2014 (UTC)

If I understand it correctly, that proposal implies that all the dialects except Uxykascardijålekt and Ankélot'apcadijålekt are "strange"? And why aren't the other two provincial standarddijålektaqë included? 77topaz (talk) 05:27, tìtsotsíxë 24, 2014 (UTC)

Yes, you understood it correctly. As for your other question, the other provincial standarddijålektaqë are too takavíhki to be national standarddijålektaqë :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 07:34, tìtsotsíxë 24, 2014 (UTC)

On our conflict with Lovia Edit

So, I think we should come up with some kind of justification for us to have invaded Lovia back in May. I suppose we can relate this to some historical incident (perhaps related to the Dìktatûra Amerikánaqù), which led to hostility between Burenia and Lovia. Then, as the Tagogsituàtsia escalated, the tensions increased again, and when Happy spoke the sadifying words "Burenia is boring", the first plans for an invasion were made. As the conflict didn't calm down (from a Burenian point of view at least :P), these plans were continued and we all know what happened afterwards :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 19:35, spëtxår 6, 2014 (UTC)

Sounds logic and plausible in Burenian eyes :P --OuWTB 06:16, spëtxår 7, 2014 (UTC)
That's why I wrote it all from a Burenian point of view è :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 06:33, spëtxår 7, 2014 (UTC)
Hahaha, maybe Burenians are a very special people :o --OuWTB 14:19, spëtxår 7, 2014 (UTC)
Indeed. We've got something to be proud of! :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:29, spëtxår 7, 2014 (UTC)
Hahaha :P --OuWTB 15:35, spëtxår 7, 2014 (UTC)

Anyway, what'd that incident've been? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 10:05, spëtxår 9, 2014 (UTC)

Probably Lovia supported America :o --OuWTB 15:09, spëtxår 9, 2014 (UTC)
That makes way too much sense :'( --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 06:46, spëtxår 10, 2014 (UTC)
It does :( --OuWTB 15:51, spëtxår 10, 2014 (UTC)
So did they also invade us or did they just say "We speak roughly the same takavíhki dijålekt as the Amerikánaqë so we think they're right to invade you guys but as we don't have a good military ourselves we'll just stick to declaring war on you without actually fighting"? I prefer the latter, as it makes the Lovians sound even more stupid :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 18:42, spëtxår 10, 2014 (UTC)
I also think the latter is more plausible :o --OuWTB 07:24, spëtxår 11, 2014 (UTC)
Indeed :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 12:49, spëtxår 11, 2014 (UTC)


2015 må ságñì gùto, î'ekum! Svârjë! Svârjë! --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 10:40, àprål 1, 2015 (UTC)

Gùto nowdňa! Å 2015 ságo gùto ién :) --OuWTB 10:43, àprål 1, 2015 (UTC)
"Ién"? 2015 ha ságona gùto nåñgåñ rèdan? :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 10:58, àprål 1, 2015 (UTC)
Tsss.. :P --OuWTB 15:29, àprål 1, 2015 (UTC)

Further details Edit

Kaufman sugèstùdit å màki mer detáilaqë. Týkùm å ságo gùto idéa. Så... :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:54, àprål 5, 2015 (UTC)

Tykum así å ságo gùto idé :) --OuWTB 17:58, àprål 5, 2015 (UTC)
Föst čaume GDP, nacjonalsyp bå medjaninkoust, ki čalletim? Aiš čaume dyrdjak o: -- DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
Nàtsionálsyp måste màkùsti èłtaqï :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 18:08, àprål 5, 2015 (UTC)
Nacjonalsyp Sāracū sacha bychlö. :P -- DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes) Because "je bychlö" sounds like a swear word to my slav ears.



Ságo spam :( --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:41, àprål 29, 2015 (UTC)
Se editing :o --Semyon 16:48, àprål 29, 2015 (UTC)
Ságo takavíhkifikàtsia :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:51, àprål 29, 2015 (UTC)
Takavikifikatsia se gut. :P --Semyon 17:31, àprål 29, 2015 (UTC)
Nô, neságo :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:42, àprål 29, 2015 (UTC)

Some factsEdit

British scientists have proved that this wiki makes less than 0,9% sense. That's a new world record.

Also, the same grouping of British scientists has proved that this message is a pathetic attempt to keep this wiki alive.

Èþȅsà Žömaņtȅm Lővèk Bèsanȍrs i xuka 3 ërër lővèk ná 2!

-- DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)

Who poisoned their tea? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:34, cësqì 26, 2015 (UTC)
It seems that it was some Slav non-scientist o: -- DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
 :o --OuWTB 13:51, cësqì 27, 2015 (UTC)
Who poisoned his vodka? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 15:35, cësqì 27, 2015 (UTC)
British scientists, because who else? :P -- DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
 :o --OuWTB 10:42, cësqì 28, 2015 (UTC)
That's got to be Semyon and his friends :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 11:39, cësqì 28, 2015 (UTC)
So you're actually a detective, not a student D: -- DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
You don't have to be a detective to draw such an obvious conclusion though :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 11:49, kuxkurÿ 1, 2015 (UTC)
You can become a detective by saying you drew such an obvious conclusion though o: -- DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
Then maybe I was a detective during the few seconds it took me to draw that obvious conclusion and announce it to the world :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 06:41, kuxkurÿ 2, 2015 (UTC)
o: -- DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)

Lovia Edit

[2] :o

Måsteme bòmba Lovia ién!! NJÜKA NOBELCERÝ! --OuWTB 18:45, kuxkurÿ 31, 2015 (UTC)

Wì, bý Qrÿf, kànidim nevìt'i cá'i? :O --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 08:52, tìtsotsíxë 10, 2015 (UTC)
Šcu lenhard potłas mobíltelefónu :'( --OuWTB 11:17, tìtsotsíxë 10, 2015 (UTC)
Neklýxef :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:20, tìtsotsíxë 10, 2015 (UTC)
Elaborèra :P --OuWTB 13:22, tìtsotsíxë 10, 2015 (UTC)
Nú nepotłam mobíltelefónu :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:25, tìtsotsíxë 10, 2015 (UTC)
 :o --OuWTB 13:30, tìtsotsíxë 10, 2015 (UTC)



Nërñìs. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:32, tìtsotsíxë 19, 2015 (UTC)

On another topic, when did Burenia develop nuclear weapons? By allowing a small wikination to both possess and use such technology, you objectively demonstrate your takavikiness. :'( --Semyon 20:19, tìtsotsíxë 19, 2015 (UTC)

Codraminium. Uxykashar et Ankelot bajera! Baaa! Rewgifauc Terrorist 21:31, tìtsotsíxë 19, 2015 (UTC)


Sembot Edit

Hi, I've made a bot, User:Sembot and want to use it on this wiki to translate the names of months in sigs to Burenian, as we've discussed. :o I've already tested it on two individual pages, but before applying it to entire namespaces I want to get it flagged as a bot by wikia. Please signify your approval below. :o --Semyon 20:39, fernósåmar 2, 2015 (UTC)

Tùsk Tùsk 77topaz (talk) 20:48, fernósåmar 2, 2015 (UTC)

Tùsk Tùsk --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 05:39, fernósåmar 3, 2015 (UTC)

Tùsk Tùsk --OuWTB 09:57, fernósåmar 3, 2015 (UTC) Ałe lenhard si bot anvèndat standarddijålekt iêkù kútoqù. Nú neságo bot su gùto ságo så :o

Oos klihef. Bot mastet lenard anvenduk Kob. :'( --Semyon 10:34, fernósåmar 3, 2015 (UTC)
Semyon neklýxef. Bot måste lenhard anvènda Ankélot'apcansku ÿ neanvènda nestandarddijålektu. --OuWTB 11:03, fernósåmar 3, 2015 (UTC)
Nô, nô. Bot måste lénnard potłi Uxykascardijålekt. Bót mèzcitùskùdite å kànit sági standard :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:37, fernósåmar 3, 2015 (UTC)
Bot maste dijalekt-njutral. Me novgorke ofisjali kutoku kanut pe sakarli uskardijalekt. :'( --Semyon 13:59, fernósåmar 3, 2015 (UTC)
Nô, nô. Måstema skàpa superłátoskìstandarddiålekt :o --OuWTB 15:57, fernósåmar 3, 2015 (UTC)
Klýxef. Görùm pitipànu. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:28, fernósåmar 3, 2015 (UTC)
Qì ságñì superłátoskìstandarddijålekt?

The poll was created at 16:43 on fernósåmar 3, 2015, and so far 9 people voted.

:'( --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 05:35, fernósåmar 4, 2015 (UTC)

Så... Nú? :o --OuWTB 12:21, fernósåmar 4, 2015 (UTC)
Genosída möt Uxykascardijålekt-sû-standarddijålekt-netùskìtâle? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 12:54, fernósåmar 4, 2015 (UTC)
Nô :'( --OuWTB 13:07, fernósåmar 4, 2015 (UTC)
Kànxe klýxef :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:35, fernósåmar 4, 2015 (UTC)

Novgorke Edit

Nerubia maste nenerhuk! :o --Semyon 12:05, fernósåmar 6, 2015 (UTC)

Klýxef! :o --OuWTB 14:00, fernósåmar 6, 2015 (UTC)
Så... Qì görñìme? :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 11:42, fernósåmar 7, 2015 (UTC)
Ma seksu :o --OuWTB 11:55, fernósåmar 7, 2015 (UTC)
Tùsk Tùsk ma seksu me lenard si mot Nekrif. --Semyon 12:21, fernósåmar 7, 2015 (UTC)
Dijålektaqë miłì seksu vétqan? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:05, fernósåmar 7, 2015 (UTC)
Nevetum, me vetum ke Anka se mikefotakaviki, sa se orhuf. :o --Semyon 13:20, fernósåmar 7, 2015 (UTC)
Níłes något som klýxef :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:27, fernósåmar 7, 2015 (UTC)
Ságöł takavíhki :o --OuWTB 17:36, fernósåmar 7, 2015 (UTC)

Election Edit

Moez eltiput election? :o TimeMaster (talkcontribs) 12:40, fernósåmar 8, 2015 (UTC)

Neförståm t'à takavíhki dijålektu :'( --OuWTB 13:23, fernósåmar 8, 2015 (UTC)
 :'( TimeMaster (talkcontribs) 13:41, fernósåmar 8, 2015 (UTC)
Fiłté vèta k'en siłevał ságo? :o --OuWTB 13:45, fernósåmar 8, 2015 (UTC)
Klihef, tikum agv ke fragut kin se pitipana Silhu. :o --Semyon 13:47, fernósåmar 8, 2015 (UTC)
 :o --OuWTB 13:53, fernósåmar 8, 2015 (UTC)
Vetut, As? :o --Semyon 13:58, fernósåmar 8, 2015 (UTC)
Týkim å neságo natsionálki siłevał. Skàpume mežd łátoskïm :o --OuWTB 14:28, fernósåmar 8, 2015 (UTC)
Neságo reàksia åtjume nú? :o --OuWTB 15:30, fernósåmar 8, 2015 (UTC)
Ók dûmùm å mañìme łátoskìálki vał nep'à natsionálki. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 15:41, fernósåmar 8, 2015 (UTC)


  • Candidate with most votes gets one seat in a one seat parliament. The only power is has it to officially deem things takaviki, and also to regulate the electric fan industry. Other power remains with the latoski. :o


  • Tùsk Tùsk TimeMaster (talkcontribs) 02:03, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
  • Netùsk Netùsk Ságo takavíhki. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 05:34, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
  • Tùsk Tùsk dan-mita Silhe pe dwaktresjni filhfke, me mastem Netùsk Netùsk ofisjal takaviki ruluk. Maste lenard rulikuk lhatoskiku. --Semyon 07:44, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
  • Netùsk Netùsk Ságo takavíhki :o --OuWTB 08:57, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
  • Netùsk Netùsk Qytokant en Oos klýxef. :o 77topaz (talk) 22:42, fernósåmar 15, 2015 (UTC)


  • Varje łátoskì ma vału ł'áanpë ÿ skàpa rülqü wìe skàpa vałqü åsjum :o (Each łátoskì has its own election and makes its own rules on how they are held.)


  • Tùsk Tùsk --OuWTB 08:57, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
  • Netùsk Netùsk, nesi Kob se ijen lhatoski. --Semyon 09:22, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
  • Netùsk Netùsk, cuz we gotta have national elections too. :o TimeMaster (talkcontribs) 12:51, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
    Nelìkam negèitáale :'( --OuWTB 13:33, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
    Nilikam negejlhipia. :'( --Semyon 16:29, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
    "Nilikam"? T'à dijålekt ságo mykefötakavíhki :'( --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:35, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
    Klihef, "nilikam" se takaviki. :P Se tipo; ha likad skribuk "nelikam." --Semyon 18:34, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
    Tsss... --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 18:41, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
    Tsss, klihef. :o --Semyon 19:33, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)
    Leq skàpas vèlik tipoqü så t'à dijålektù? :'( --OuWTB 09:08, fernósåmar 10, 2015 (UTC)
    Ne vetum. :( Sadifikikum agv. --Semyon 09:46, fernósåmar 10, 2015 (UTC)
    Sadifiérmat así :'( --OuWTB 12:47, fernósåmar 10, 2015 (UTC)
  • Tùsk Tùsk łátosko váłù síłetâle, så nemåsme ma nelógiski nàtsionálvału. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:20, fernósåmar 9, 2015 (UTC)

Intel Edit

According to my intel (:o) Uškár is most vulnerable to an attack from Lovia, as it's located in the south, closer to Lovia, and our disputed, but unfortunately internationally recognized, capital city is located there. I think we should support our takavíhki Uškárbrothers in order to build a huge Pasifíkvalu to protect our country against these southern rats :o --OuWTB 10:44, fernósåmar 14, 2015 (UTC)

I think we should start poldering so Kob may once again be a lhatoski. :o --Semyon 10:45, fernósåmar 14, 2015 (UTC)
I'm pro :o Also, I think we should make a joint project to create an artificial island on which to build a nełátoskì capital building :o --OuWTB 11:30, fernósåmar 14, 2015 (UTC)
I'm pro the artificial island. :o --Semyon 11:53, fernósåmar 14, 2015 (UTC)
Maybe we should have four capitals :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 12:40, fernósåmar 14, 2015 (UTC)
Msybe Burenia should be split in several countries :o --OuWTB 12:49, fernósåmar 14, 2015 (UTC)
But we're all Burenians :'( --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 19:22, fernósåmar 14, 2015 (UTC)
Tuskum! Sam balkaski Buren! --Semyon 19:37, fernósåmar 14, 2015 (UTC) though genocide does test my national loyalty...
But there are Burenian-Burenians and Untermenš-Burenians :o --OuWTB 09:21, fernósåmar 15, 2015 (UTC)
 :o --Semyon 13:10, fernósåmar 15, 2015 (UTC) :'(
The Untermenš-Burenians being those who speak Nazidijålekt? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:01, fernósåmar 15, 2015 (UTC)
I am Netùsk Netùsk such distinctions. :'( --Semyon 16:28, fernósåmar 15, 2015 (UTC)
It happifies me that you finally do consider yourself Burenian :P Will you update your user page? :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:42, fernósåmar 15, 2015 (UTC)
That's just me being friendly and saying hello fifty (or thereabouts) times. :P --Semyon 17:01, fernósåmar 15, 2015 (UTC)
We'd prefer you to curse the reader's dijålekt rather than all of Burenia though :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:33, fernósåmar 15, 2015 (UTC)

I want to learn this language Edit

Arn. Also what does 'Fnord se takaviki' mean? 01:19, fernósåmar 17, 2015 (UTC)

Make sure you learn the right dijålekt :P "Fnord se takaviki" means "Fnord is weird" in a takavíhki dijålekt. In normal Burenian it's "Fnord ságo takavíhki" :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 05:50, fernósåmar 17, 2015 (UTC)
Klýxef :P --OuWTB 07:57, fernósåmar 17, 2015 (UTC)
Just so you know, Fnord, "klýxef" can depending on context mean either "you're right", "he/she's right" or "they're right" :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:39, fernósåmar 17, 2015 (UTC)
:o But is Burenian IE-based, non-IE or isolate? 23:58, fernósåmar 17, 2015 (UTC)
It's an isolate, though there are quite a few words which OOC were stolen from IE languages (mostly Swedish). --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 05:37, fernósåmar 18, 2015 (UTC)
 :o Burenia is takaviki :o --UnfazedEveryman Annoy Me 10:37, tsöxìtsíxë 6, 2015 (UTC)

Sku ki Burenia nerhut? Edit

Tikum ke se muchapati sadifikand; nerh Tagogu agv. :'( --Semyon 15:29, tsöxìtsíxë 7, 2015 (UTC)

Klýxef :'( Men ságo gùto å Sliras nenårtit :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 18:38, tsöxìtsíxë 7, 2015 (UTC)
Masa t'keli dwe kim dhenasi Fnord piti, pi Kob suna takaviki ke-nelse? Me nelse fina ke-f'takaviki sa Kob, jete koti, 'A! Kob se takaviki, mir nelse m'takaviki su Fnord.' Mina ke inje miny? Filana. Pulita kje Fnord dwe? Netakaviki? Admiti sa kaviata ban! UnfazedEveryman Annoy Me 23:16, tsöxìtsíxë 7, 2015 (UTC)
Qì? :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 05:46, tsöxìtsíxë 8, 2015 (UTC)
I can provide a translation, 3000 Slirasian dollars please. UnfazedEveryman Annoy Me 10:05, tsöxìtsíxë 8, 2015 (UTC)
"Slirasian dollars"? Seriously? :| --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:36, tsöxìtsíxë 8, 2015 (UTC)
Or alternatively 10 kegs of blood beer. UnfazedEveryman Annoy Me
Go to the blood beer temple I'd say :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 05:38, tsöxìtsíxë 9, 2015 (UTC)
We should ban all dialects nobody understands, unless those dialects keep up with their grammar and dictionaries :o --OuWTB 11:52, tsöxìtsíxë 9, 2015 (UTC)
User:UnfazedEveryman/Seskiketra UnfazedEveryman Annoy Me 23:03, tsöxìtsíxë 9, 2015 (UTC)
Eventually, everyone should speak a standarddijålekt, and after that, everyone should speak the standarddijålekt :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 06:37, tsöxìtsíxë 10, 2015 (UTC)
@UE: You don't keep up dhow :o --OuWTB 14:00, tsöxìtsíxë 10, 2015 (UTC)
Indeed. It's bad enough that your dijålekt can't be understood without a dictionary, so if you don't expand it sufficiently, I might reconsider my decision to unblock you :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 18:48, tsöxìtsíxë 10, 2015 (UTC)
That will be done :o --UnfazedEveryman Annoy Me 23:13, tsöxìtsíxë 10, 2015 (UTC)
I'm waiting :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 05:51, tsöxìtsíxë 11, 2015 (UTC)
I'm working on yet another dijålekt, which is called Takavíhkian. UnfazedEveryman Annoy Me 07:19, tsöxìtsíxë 11, 2015 (UTC)
 :'( --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:27, tsöxìtsíxë 11, 2015 (UTC)

New method of determining our standarddijålekt Edit

I think we should use Special:LongPages to determine our standarddijålekt :o --OuWTB 14:41, dÿrdëmånad 1, 2015 (UTC)

We need to make a "Best Article" feature, the main point of which is length of true text :o
If so, this would be the best article, and štàrni Kòbdijålekt would be the standarddijålekt, but alas it's now in nouvi Kòbdijålekt and is short :o --DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
True, but I think we should focus on current versions of pages :o In that case, Krÿfdakňaňast would be our best article. --OuWTB 17:33, dÿrdëmånad 1, 2015 (UTC)
Also, I've noticed that you've said "I miss the vowel diversity of Limburgish" in your concise review of Idoburgish, so I have 2 responses to that, 1. kinda mocking =/= totally copying and 2. these are only the "broad" vowels, i.e. they have a shitload of allophones which I didn't publish. All will be fixed when the voting ends though :o --DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
1. True, but it is one of the main features which set it apart from other Dutch dijålekts. 2. I was talking phonemes though :o --OuWTB 19:28, dÿrdëmånad 1, 2015 (UTC)
First of all it was an Old Germanic language related to Old Saxon, but with blackjack, hookers, palatalization and elements of HGCS, and these were the things that made me think of a Limburgish parody, so vowel system is pretty damn restrictive. :o --DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
 :o FictiveJ (talk) 06:58, dÿrdëmånad 2, 2015 (UTC)
@Kauf: you fail :o --OuWTB 11:30, dÿrdëmånad 2, 2015 (UTC)
@Oos, no, I thought that parodying OS isn't cool, so I've continued with palatalization and elements of HGCS and then began a major upfrigging of the grammar, so it's actually neither Low German/Saxon, except for certain vowel changes, nor Limburgish, except for the orthography and the two influences (and accidentally palatalization). :o Klåxtis about the tones though, they lack a good explanation. --DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)

@Everyone: can we please get back on the original topic? :o --OuWTB 11:30, dÿrdëmånad 2, 2015 (UTC)

I suggest we use category:Kútoqë à dijålekta to determine our standarddijålekt :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 15:28, dÿrdëmånad 2, 2015 (UTC)
If we introduce a parameter that disregards stubs :o --OuWTB 15:35, dÿrdëmånad 2, 2015 (UTC)
C'mon, Oos, 6 more pages and Anka's the standarddijålekt :o --DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
No :'( I put quality above quantity :o --OuWTB 16:00, dÿrdëmånad 3, 2015 (UTC)
I put text percentage above boring tables percentage :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:22, dÿrdëmånad 3, 2015 (UTC)
@Oos: Make pages about pkàronqë :o
@Qyto: you still fail :P --DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
So we all fail? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 08:25, dÿrdëmånad 4, 2015 (UTC)
Mayhaps :o --DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
@Kauf: Good idea :P
@Qyto: It's about information on the pages, and clearly, the Ankapages are better developed and they got most pictures :o --OuWTB 09:37, dÿrdëmånad 4, 2015 (UTC)

Size of Burenia Edit

One thing we still haven't figured out, apart from a standarddijålekt or millions of other things, is the size of our beautiful nation. I always imagina Burenia to be sparsely populated with lots of pine forests, a bit like Alaska. We don't need exact numbers, but my proposal is to make Burenia comparable to Lovia or Kodiak Island. --OuWTB 12:53, dÿrdëmånad 5, 2015 (UTC)

That seems to make sense :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 15:09, dÿrdëmånad 5, 2015 (UTC)
Just like the rapist theory to explain the black Burenians :o --OuWTB 15:44, dÿrdëmånad 5, 2015 (UTC)
 :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 15:49, dÿrdëmånad 5, 2015 (UTC)
That does not seem to make sense. Clearly, Burenia is extremely densely populated, to explain the interdijalekt conflict. :P --Semyon 18:07, dÿrdëmånad 16, 2015 (UTC)
Nô, nô, nô.. Burenias bad climate and limited resources make competition among the dijålekts extremely fierce :o --OuWTB 09:34, dÿrdëmånad 17, 2015 (UTC)

Šukwen Edit

Nú ságo dÿrdhmånd 12, men vètume å dÿrdhmånd 20 ságo šukwen. Ci skàpume fïstan? Tykum å måsme ma kelibràtsiu våšknaipraqan :o --OuWTB 17:47, dÿrdëmånad 12, 2015 (UTC)

Måsme Svârjë! Svârjë! :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 05:37, dÿrdëmånad 13, 2015 (UTC)
Så... :P --OuWTB 14:12, dÿrdëmånad 16, 2015 (UTC)

Så... Ságo dÿrdhmånd 21, men nesołet šukwen :'( --OuWTB 15:21, dÿrdëmånad 21, 2015 (UTC)

 :'( --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:18, dÿrdëmånad 22, 2015 (UTC)
Ÿ nú. Måsme vènta t'an raugrštaz? :o --OuWTB 14:52, dÿrdëmånad 22, 2015 (UTC)
Ràłtafïst ók ságo dÿrdemånadìz, så mäwe något å kelibréri :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:07, dÿrdëmånad 23, 2015 (UTC)
Kelibrérume c'u fïstu así kåindh? :o --OuWTB 09:28, dÿrdëmånad 24, 2015 (UTC)
Ràłtabïrù kelibrérùstì :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:27, dÿrdëmånad 24, 2015 (UTC)
 :o --OuWTB 13:48, dÿrdëmånad 24, 2015 (UTC)

Systémtekstake Edit

Wikia ödhmít'in nowgöriqë systémtekstakù. Nekànit dÿrdheskàpa MediaWiki-tekstake nú. Måsme skàpa krïg möt wikium? :o --OuWTB 16:51, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2015 (UTC)

VOINA!!! --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:58, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2015 (UTC)
Wikia nú ságo diskutéra problému. Informérmam mežd c'um í. --OuWTB 15:16, dÿrdëmånad 21, 2015 (UTC)
Gùto. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:01, dÿrdëmånad 21, 2015 (UTC)

Censi Edit

I know we tend to do everything in our own łátoskì, but maybe it would be a good idea to agree on one thing. Can we agree on the census years? At Łátoskì Ankélot'apcù and all the subpages I decided to use the first year of every decade (1980, 1990, 2000) as the census year. This way, we can get overall population statistics for all netakavíhki łátosko :o Of course, any łátoskì can decide on holding more censi between the fixed census years. --OuWTB 11:56, tsöxìtsíxë 9, 2016 (UTC)

Before we work on historical census data, it would probably be useful for us to first develop the history of Burenia to a greater detail than just those few paragraphs on the main Burenia page and the Dìktatûra Amerikánaqù page which focuses only on the years 1883 to 1894. 77topaz (talk) 12:07, tsöxìtsíxë 9, 2016 (UTC)

Considering our hatred against the Japanese and the Americans, it is probably very likely one of them (or even both) invaded us during the Second World War. But as Burenia seems to lack any natural resources, I won't expect us to have been very much effected by that in terms of population loss. --OuWTB 12:09, tsöxìtsíxë 9, 2016 (UTC)

I also introduced a new term you guys may want to take over: röftšodaš lit. "smell-hides" for people of mixed genetic ancestry :o --OuWTB 16:40, tsöxìtsíxë 11, 2016 (UTC)

And perhaps we should also make a record of how many people speak a dialect that is takavíhki in all of our eyes :o --OuWTB 16:52, tsöxìtsíxë 11, 2016 (UTC)
Timemasterdijålekt is illegal and Fnorddijålekt doesn't exist, so both have 0 speakers in my łátoskì :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 07:08, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)
Indeed :o --OuWTB 10:01, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)

OwtbBot Edit

Ságti tùsk å OwtbBot ma botstatusu? :o Vèlum anvènda botu å kategoriséra ankélot'apcansqou kútoqü gùtori. Nú ságo žde kútoqë t'an kategoríù, ałe vèlum å ságo subkategorï kantonan ÿ píxwan. --OuWTB 07:25, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)

  • Tùsk Tùsk --OuWTB 07:25, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)
  • Tùsk Tùsk --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 07:07, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)
  • Tùsk Tùsk --77topaz (talk) 07:29, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)
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I thought you didn't have the password to it anymore. :o 77topaz (talk) 11:19, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)

 :o That's something I may want to check indeed :3 --OuWTB 12:03, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)
After seven trials I found out my password :o Not sure I'm gonna remember it though :P --OwtbBot (talk) 13:48, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)
Write it down, then. :o 77topaz (talk) 07:29, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)
Good idea :o --OuWTB 10:04, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)
Så... You guys tùsk now? :o --OuWTB 13:53, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)
Not if you reforget your password :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:44, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)
 :'( You just sadified me :'( --OuWTB 15:35, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)
Mission accomplished :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 15:59, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)
Ságo voina Ankélot'apci möt Uškárum t'à misión? :'( --OuWTB 17:20, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)
Nô, ságo sadifiérti :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:45, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)
Måsteš tùska daun í :'( --OuWTB 18:08, tsöxìtsíxë 13, 2016 (UTC)
Dåz níłem tùsk :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 07:07, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)
Så... Ci skàpus dňyz? Måsteš skòlis? :o --OuWTB 10:04, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)
Ÿ, ha ságonam skòlù núdiñìz :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 10:57, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)
Leq prÿnef skòlis? Nekànit spàibula? :o --OuWTB 11:09, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)
Núdiñìz ne'ezú skòlù :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:56, tsöxìtsíxë 16, 2016 (UTC)
Ságos q'á prèian ałłnidňiz? :o --OuWTB 10:24, tsöxìtsíxë 17, 2016 (UTC)
Nô, ałłnidiñìz ezú matematíkolympiàdù :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 07:58, tsöxìtsíxë 18, 2016 (UTC)
Ién? :o Šaluns nú así? :o --OuWTB 09:04, tsöxìtsíxë 18, 2016 (UTC)
Resultátqë prÿñef dÿrdëmånadìz, áłe î'ek vètùme å q'à sáłùm :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 12:40, tsöxìtsíxë 18, 2016 (UTC)
Vèlum vìt'ia resultátqü t'anki :o --OuWTB 11:06, tsöxìtsíxë 19, 2016 (UTC)

I hope the Wikia staff are able to understand the text of this vote. :o 77topaz (talk) 07:29, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)

I presume they are able to ask for a translation if necessary. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 07:31, tsöxìtsíxë 14, 2016 (UTC)

Så... Kànim nú konkludéra å ságti gùto mežd botstatusum OwtbBot-i? :o --OuWTB 15:07, tsöxìtsíxë 15, 2016 (UTC)

C'à kànis. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:19, tsöxìtsíxë 15, 2016 (UTC)
Klýxef. 77topaz (talk) 11:32, tsöxìtsíxë 16, 2016 (UTC) The entire active community has voted tùsk. :o
 :o --OuWTB 11:47, tsöxìtsíxë 16, 2016 (UTC) :o

Qytokant, fråguns wikium rèdan? :o --OuWTB 16:53, tsöxìtsíxë 20, 2016 (UTC)

Dûmùnam å t'u frågñìs :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:03, tsöxìtsíxë 20, 2016 (UTC)
Ałe ságos-té admin :o --OuWTB 08:27, tsöxìtsíxë 21, 2016 (UTC)
Ságo t'à bot :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 11:34, tsöxìtsíxë 21, 2016 (UTC)
Gùto, kontaktéram wikiu k'åindh :o --OuWTB 11:47, tsöxìtsíxë 21, 2016 (UTC)
Frågunm c'a :o --OuWTB 12:01, tsöxìtsíxë 21, 2016 (UTC)

Botstatus OwtbBot-i grantusti :o --OuWTB 17:56, tsöxìtsíxë 21, 2016 (UTC)

Swàrjëki urduqë bureňxè Edit

Mam teoríu yby swàrjëqë urduqan ÿ leq så vèliki bureňqë urduqë tłahuápa swàrjeqë urduqë :o Kàne'e å vïkingaqë bíbaskudit Bureniu å så å ságo så vèliki skandinavíqë urduqë bureňxè :o --OuWTB 18:24, tsöxìtsíxë 21, 2016 (UTC)

Kànxe :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:29, tsöxìtsíxë 22, 2016 (UTC)

Fýrë Burenï Edit

Måsme ma fýrë Burenï. Týkum elèksiu presidénti. Ságom kandidát :o --OuWTB 17:08, dÿrdëmånad 7, 2016 (UTC)

Jàx c'à ók ságom :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:46, dÿrdëmånad 7, 2016 (UTC)
Ságo tùsk å ságom presidént? :o --OuWTB 07:52, dÿrdëmånad 8, 2016 (UTC)
Neklarût :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 09:45, dÿrdëmånad 8, 2016 (UTC)
Så... Nú? :o --OuWTB 10:40, dÿrdëmånad 8, 2016 (UTC)
Vìt'ime si ma mér kandidátqë pó görùmì pitipànu. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:06, dÿrdëmånad 8, 2016 (UTC)
Kane'e ságo Semyon pá Tåpas kandidátqë así :o --OuWTB 08:56, dÿrdëmånad 9, 2016 (UTC)
Kànxe :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 11:00, dÿrdëmånad 9, 2016 (UTC)
Ÿ Bart tłahuápa å ságo aktífky ién :o --OuWTB 10:08, dÿrdëmånad 10, 2016 (UTC)
Kànxe mañìme t'án kandidát vàrxì łátoskù pó nełátoskù :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:03, dÿrdëmånad 10, 2016 (UTC)
Ałe k'åindh tùska vàrje łátoskì åsjälv :o --OuWTB 16:37, dÿrdëmånad 10, 2016 (UTC)
P'à si görùmì rëglu å nekànùstì självtùski? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:41, dÿrdëmånad 10, 2016 (UTC)
Gùto :o Ałe måsme así ma nowkarakterqü (så neságo T'ásxo Naks ÿ Avrestíxo Nytšär som kandidátdañs :o) :o --OuWTB 17:14, dÿrdëmånad 10, 2016 (UTC)
"Avrestíxo Nytšär"? :'( --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:29, dÿrdëmånad 10, 2016 (UTC)
Ságo takavíhki namn :'( --OuWTB 08:25, dÿrdëmånad 11, 2016 (UTC)
T'à'ù dijålektù ságo, áłe nemà'ù :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 12:22, dÿrdëmånad 11, 2016 (UTC)
Patronisérmas nú? :'( --OuWTB 14:55, dÿrdëmånad 11, 2016 (UTC)
Klarût, sû q'à :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:11, dÿrdëmånad 11, 2016 (UTC)
 :'( --OuWTB 09:52, dÿrdëmånad 12, 2016 (UTC)


  •  :o --OuWTB 21:01, dÿrdëmånad 12, 2016 (UTC)
  • Svârjë! Svârjë! --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:07, dÿrdëmånad 14, 2016 (UTC)

Så... Mäwe dÿrdë kandidátqë? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:55, dÿrdëmånad 17, 2016 (UTC)

Nevètum :o --OuWTB 16:52, dÿrdëmånad 17, 2016 (UTC)
Níłeme nô :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:59, dÿrdëmånad 17, 2016 (UTC)
 :o --OuWTB 08:40, dÿrdëmånad 18, 2016 (UTC)

Micufýrëvelk Burenï 2016az Edit

Mäwe ł'a kandidátqü: Ułsxu Beroči Ankélot'apcù ÿ Erfÿra Júnàp Uxykascarù.

Tùsk Ułsxwan Beročian

  • --OuWTB 10:31, dÿrdëmånad 18, 2016 (UTC) :o
  • Bart K (talk) 14:55, dÿrdëmånad 24, 2016 (UTC) Si nesago dyrðęk gauðr kandidatk, wałam jeɣ pǫ đan askię Įłšę Berecię.
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Tùsk Erfÿran Júnàpan


Ÿ nú? :o --OuWTB 16:39, dÿrdëmånad 18, 2016 (UTC)

Tł'irtùmì kübaqë? :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:22, dÿrdëmånad 18, 2016 (UTC)
Hahaha, nô. Tåpas, Timemaster, Semyon ÿ Bart kàna ändå velka :o --OuWTB 17:52, dÿrdëmånad 18, 2016 (UTC)
 :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 18:10, dÿrdëmånad 18, 2016 (UTC)

I would like to abstain. --Semyon 18:34, dÿrdëmånad 18, 2016 (UTC)

Neságo opsia dhow :o --OuWTB 18:58, dÿrdëmånad 18, 2016 (UTC)

Júnàp's page says he is a member of Ñíqetrénà Iq'extê Mâlrù, but what is Beroči's party? 77topaz (talk) 22:40, dÿrdëmånad 18, 2016 (UTC)

Ságo nedependéntni :o --OuWTB 09:06, dÿrdëmånad 19, 2016 (UTC)

Nesago kandidatk fręm Bartyję. Bart K (talk) 12:19, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)

Vártùñis görsi sû kandidát k'an som ezú atûk c'à'um. Ságot ixlî. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 13:54, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)
Nǭ, sízd ťu fascístą: "si nesago gauðr kandidat, jeɣ måståm eligibilérą meɣ :o" Bartý woinat fręm kandidatúrę! Bart K (talk) 14:00, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)
Sû níłtùñ, ságot ixlî. Nekànis sági kandidát. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:03, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)
 :o Ságom gùto kandidát dhow :'( --OuWTB 14:04, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)
Jàx c'à ók ságom. Bart àktù takavíhkył. --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:05, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)
You were a bit late letting people know they could candidate themselves though :o --OuWTB 14:06, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)
Nǭ, neakseptéram đai wǭłų! Bart K (talk) 14:07, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)
Maybe we should have a síłepitipàna about this :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 14:08, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)
 :o --OuWTB 14:09, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)
Sáum kandidat ąi :o Bart K (talk) 14:10, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)

Kanaz wałą Siłǫ nú :o Bart K (talk) 14:15, dÿrdëmånad 20, 2016 (UTC)

Now it's tied again, and we've run out of users unless TM or Horton become active again. :P 77topaz (talk) 22:44, dÿrdëmånad 26, 2016 (UTC)

I guess we should just have two micufýriq :o --OuWTB 07:40, dÿrdëmånad 27, 2016 (UTC)
Or we roll dice like I proposed :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 15:08, dÿrdëmånad 27, 2016 (UTC)
That's takavíhki though :o --OuWTB 18:48, dÿrdëmånad 27, 2016 (UTC)
Or we allow Bart to run as his own candidate, which would break the tie. :o 77topaz (talk) 21:26, dÿrdëmånad 28, 2016 (UTC)
No though :o --OuWTB 09:51, dÿrdëmånad 29, 2016 (UTC)
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